2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

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Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

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What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

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What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

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how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

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What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

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How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

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A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

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Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

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What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

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Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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