As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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I saw a shovel once.

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Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

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Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

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whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

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Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

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why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

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I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

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HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

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What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

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IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

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This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

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what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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