When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

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Knock, knock. *answers door*

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A muslim walks into a gay bar.

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How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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Win and Beau have no friends

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How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

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Does pizza sound good for dinner?

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take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

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Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

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A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

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roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

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What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

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have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

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What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

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Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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