- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

whats the dif...mexicans are gay

thermodynamics?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

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