A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

What's funnier than 24? 25

What is long and black The unemployment line

Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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