- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

Women's rights.

God wrote this joke.................................

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

Make little things count Teach midgets math

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