- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

do not read this(this is intended to be read)

baskets

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

involved parents.

how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

knock knock. who's there? someone.

^that joke a piece of shit

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

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