What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

Turn around.

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

What's worse than eating cows. Death

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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