- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

your father died

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

i can't stand cripple jokes

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

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Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

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