Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

I share two rooms with my mother.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

Hello

This sentence is false.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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