- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

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