penis

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how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

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mark is mark

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

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O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

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A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

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i dont like chris

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salad days!

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why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

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okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

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You're tall.

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Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

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How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

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I'm a raging homosexual.

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

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Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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