- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

Badgers are cool

What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

Why did the dog eat poop?

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

I have two hands. Some people dont.

What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

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