- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

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What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

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Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

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