Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

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I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

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what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

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why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

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What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

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whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

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Womens rights.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; *knock knock*, Who's There? Not Sally.

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Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

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EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

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Knock knock. Is someone there?

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yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

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how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

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Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

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Good luck on your finals everyone!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

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Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

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The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

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