- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? Colors

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

It burns when I pee sometimes.

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

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Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

mark is mark

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

A black man says "ask" correctly.

a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

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