why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

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What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

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Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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What's after 9/11? 9/12

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

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What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

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I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

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An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

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Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

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A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

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Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

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Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

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My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

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A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

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Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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