a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

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A man named Joe has practiced drawing cartoon characters his entire life. When Joe turns 15 he decides to enter a local drawing competeiton. Joe works very hard drawing his cartoon and finally finishes. When it is the time to hand in his drawing his drawing, he hands it in an receives a satisfying 2nd place and continues on with his life. Two years later Joe decides to enter another drawing competeiton (this one much more competitive) after his drawing skills have tremendously increased. He begins drawing and is 3/4 of the way finished when Joe is brutally murdered by a mentally disturbed man and cannot hand in his art work and is therefore disqualified from the competeiton and loses.

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Four rats are smoking in an alley. One rat turns to another and comments, "These are some fine smokes. Where'd ya score these?" The rat holding the pack of Menthols replies, "Off a' Fred." He points to a rotting whale carcass in the road. The other rats are horrified. "How did a whale die in the street?!," they squeak. "He didn't. He died on the beach."

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Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

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Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

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1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

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Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

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Butt Sex.

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Chrissy is funny.

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Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

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A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

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Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

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What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

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How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

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What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

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hi michael

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Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

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How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

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Anti Joke

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