Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

God wrote this joke.................................

Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

Women's rights.

Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Make little things count Teach midgets math

i cant think of one.

Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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