- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

Chrissy is funny.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

Butt Sex.

Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

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