What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

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kiss me?

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What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

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Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

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whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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I AM DEAD, FUCKING, SERIOUS! NOW GET OVER HERE MOMMY I WANT TO... ...Thats pretty disgusting, I was born a man, maybe an infant man, but a man regardless. So how about you stop showcasing me to people here and we just take off? I mean I am dead tired and sleepy, I would say good night, but its day here now so yeah.

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

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What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

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Gorden Brown.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

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Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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