Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

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A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

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What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

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What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

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what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

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Why? Whats wrong?

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this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

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Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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