An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

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What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

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why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

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Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

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A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

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Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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BenWuzHear

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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a person smokes weed... and gets high

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

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U ALL LIAK DIK

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Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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A mother and her kid are in a park: Kid: Why did the chicken go to jail? Mother: Because the chicken killed your father... Now we are broke living in a park and I'm gonna kill myself at noon, and so are you. Kid: I'm not doing that, and neither are you and Daddies over their! The dad is a zombie, this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypses. THE END!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!

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A king's son's birthday came one day and the king asked what he wanted. "You can have anything in the world son." He would say. The prince answered,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." So for his birthday he got a rollar costar, a new car, a water park, a castle, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. The same answer went out of his mouth for three years. One day the prince was driving in his car, and he got into a terrible car accadent. And while he was in the ER and saying his last words, his father asked,"Son, before you die, i must know, why did you want purple ping pong balls for your all of those birthdays?" And the prince said,"Well I wanted them because-" and then he died.

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

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Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

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