- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

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Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

Black people

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

knock knock ... no one was in

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