- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

so dont touch it.

why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

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