Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

Robin, get in the batmobile.

911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

Your mother is a very respectable woman.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

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