knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

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what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

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What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

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women's rights

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hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

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How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

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John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colorblind

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What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

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Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

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When a blonde entered a bar, she ordered a something that was a double-entendre. The bartender understood what she was trying to say, gave her her order whatever alcohol she happened to consume, and the blonde woman could not have been more courteous.

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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Why did the Monkey Fall out of the tree? ..It was dead..

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What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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A woman who lived alone with her parrot left her apartment to run to the store, forgetting that a plumber was scheduled to come and fix her sink. A few minutes later, the plumber arrived and knocked on the door. The parrot inside called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replied, "it's the plumber. I've come to fix the sink." The plumber waited for a bit and, seeing that nobody was coming to the door, knocked again. The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replied, a little more loudly, "it's the plumber! I've come to fix the sink!" Again the plumber waited. After a few more minutes, he knocked again. The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber yelled, as loudly as he could, "IT'S THE PLUMBER! I'VE COME TO FIX THE SINK!" Still, nobody came to the door. The plumber banged the door repeatedly, The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber screamed "IT'S...THE...PLUMBER!!! I'VE...COME...TO...FIX...THE...SIIIIIIINK!!!" and then, consumed with rage, clutched his chest and fell over dead from a stress-induced heart attack. A few minutes later, the woman returned home and, while opening her door, noticed the plumber lying dead in her hallway. She looked at her parrot and asked, "Who is it?" The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?"

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A blonde walks into a bar and orders a drink. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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