skurfboards we love fat kids

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

im a dragon, no im not

Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

What's funnier than 24? 25

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What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

Billy Cundiff.

what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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