Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

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Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

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nba live 13

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whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

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kevin kim

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Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

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I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

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Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

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You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

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why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

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ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

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Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

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Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

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What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

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Twenty-Four

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My name is actually Nero by the way, or Neron, which means black, have you ever played Mortal Kombat? There is a character there Named Erron Black, which is a total pun on that, there is also a character named Boraicho which drinks constantly while Borracho means drunkard in Spanish so yeah, Erron Black is simply an anagram for Nero Black, or rather Neron Black... Anyway, now that we got your brain nice and confused, I can increase the effect with OVER NINE THOUSAND! So your pictures "remastered" on photoshop or something?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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