- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

What happened to Liam? He Died.

There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

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