How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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And love is, bein' the owner of a company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't wanna reduce it at all cuz if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales. Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles? Who's gonna buy your whistles? Love is all about whistles.

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do not read this(this is intended to be read)

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

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Lol! Why you wanna know?

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cancer

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

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Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

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Yes.

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If you're reading this, you can read.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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The Pope

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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for keeps?

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How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

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Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

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GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

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