- Anti Joke

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

pickle juice?

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint