BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

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What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

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Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

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if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

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hipsters

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You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

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Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

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What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

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Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

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What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

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Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

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why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

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Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Joey mayer's face

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Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

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Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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