Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

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One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

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What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Carl -Carl wh-wait... carl...CARL OH MY GOD!!!! WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD ,CARL!!!! Where have you been? Oh my god... Mom's DEAD! When we all thought you were dead she hung herself! IT'S YOUR FAULT SHE'S DEAD, CARL! YOUR FAULT!!!!!! YOU ARE AN UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT CARL! YOU KNOW THAT? I hope you burn in hell.

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Breast cancer.

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What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

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Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

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The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

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I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

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How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

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A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

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A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

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How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

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Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

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Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

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Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

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if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

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What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

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Busted? What the hell is going on?

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What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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