Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

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What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

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Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

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two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito (from the Spanish or Portuguese word for little fly) is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat). Mosquitoes resemble crane flies (family Tipulidae) and chironomid flies (family Chironomidae), with which they are sometimes confused by the casual observer. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans.

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What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

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What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

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Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

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What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

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How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

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Doorbell salesman.

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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