What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

Netflix and chill

when debbie meets downer

my shift key is broken1

What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

I was born.

knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

what's brown and sticky? A stick

I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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