A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

hey bill!

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