- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

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What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

Kathy Griffin.

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

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