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"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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penis

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Knock knock. Death.

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If u wanna get high, smoke weed

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What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

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jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

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What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

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What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

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what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

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Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

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A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

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" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

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A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

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Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

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Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

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A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

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good one jess !!

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Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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