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Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

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What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

What I have learned about the Japanese studying video games and anime (read below for more, better studies): Student at school: USING PENN TO TYPU! USING PEN TO TYPU! Teacher: No Susaki San! You must onry yell the name of attakus! You suspension get! Student: JOSH! I CHARRENGE YOU TO MORTAR KOMBAT! Teacher: KAAAAAAAAMEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEE! Student: FINAL FRAAAAAAASH! Student and teacher: Locked into energy wave combat for several hours. Teacher: Puh... Lets rather settle this with a round of Shaolin Soccer... Student: VICTOLY! Me: Well I saw a disturbing lot of Japanese people cosplay dressed as zangief... Skinny guys with fake chesthair and red hair that kept posing with their (nonexistent) muscles and yelling RED CYCRONE! Wanting me to take pictures of them... And Japanese lolitas, and blonde girls called Ganguro... Weirdest trip ever... They also kept Looking at Emanuel my (black) friend, and assumed he was my servant... Conclusion: My real trip to Japan was not so different from my above example as one might think...

I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

roses are red violets are blue im in class

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.