What did the kid with no arms and no legs go for christmas? Cancer

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Please Rape William Wright

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Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

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what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

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What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

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A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

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What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

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Why is the sky blue? The sun reflects off the water molecules in all bodies of water

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

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What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Woman's Rights

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What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

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Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

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Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

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why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

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What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

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Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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Anti Joke

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