What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

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Yes.

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Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

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ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

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why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

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I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

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You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

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Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

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Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

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What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

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Twenty-Four

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What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

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There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

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Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

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how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

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A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

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My name is actually Nero by the way, or Neron, which means black, have you ever played Mortal Kombat? There is a character there Named Erron Black, which is a total pun on that, there is also a character named Boraicho which drinks constantly while Borracho means drunkard in Spanish so yeah, Erron Black is simply an anagram for Nero Black, or rather Neron Black... Anyway, now that we got your brain nice and confused, I can increase the effect with OVER NINE THOUSAND! So your pictures "remastered" on photoshop or something?

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Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

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Anti Joke

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