Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

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What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

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A guy trips a blind man.

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What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

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Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

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Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

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why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

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What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

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I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

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I'm banging your sister.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

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What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

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Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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