What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

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Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

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What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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you just contradicted yourself.

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What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

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why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

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Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

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What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

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Wanna know something fishy? A fish

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A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

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How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

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THE GAME

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What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

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What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

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Stephen Walking.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

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Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

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you know whats funny the letter Q

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I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

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What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

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