What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

fack me in the ace! CC

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

An English man walks into a pub.

So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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