- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

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How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

Women's sports.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

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