- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"heavy breath, heavy breath

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Pickles

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

Roey Jegen

What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

luke moore cant pull it back

What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

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