What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

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What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

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How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

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what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

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Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

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Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

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um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

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Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

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Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

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i like tits

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Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

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The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

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Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

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What is Worse than the holocaust?

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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