How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

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Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

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Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

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Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

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I enjoy anal.

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What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

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A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

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What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

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What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

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Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

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what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

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YEAH THEY DO.

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how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

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what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

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What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

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A walrus walks into a bar

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A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

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What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

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A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

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What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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