Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

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Iggy Azalea

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IMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM a beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee immmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmiiiiooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmoooooooooooodfssgihsfdiug

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

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knock, knock come in

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Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

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Nohypocondrism: When you feel fine and everyone keeps telling you you are a sick bastard. Charisma: Hey, that guy that changed my life killed the neighbor, cool rite? I mean that damn neighbor did say nothing to me when I said hi. Solitude: When the room is so overcrowded that you feel small and alone. I think that people that are jack of all trades and master of none are stupid... I AM JACK OF NO TRADES AND MASTER OF ALL! I am nothing, because nothing lives on forever, nothing is unbreakable, nothing is really awesome on a terrible day... I am also Nobody, because Nobody has more money than me.. FUUUUUUUU..

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That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

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When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

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Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

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what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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What's the deal with airline food?

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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Colby is gay.... thats it

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Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

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what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

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