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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

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Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

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A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

Three bars walk into a Jew.

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

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