what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

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A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

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What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

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roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

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Mindfuck: They call you a patient where medics are because they do not want you to become impatient. The Coronel is the Kernel of the army (coronel sounds a lot like coronel no?) Sergeant = Sir gent. as in Sir gentle(man) Ok, so if you experience insanity one day, does that make you insane forever? In that case I was born and will die hungry and thirsty. Sigmund Freud= Sickman fraud. General: The guy you should generally listen to if you are in the army. 3.14 ratebay = PIRATE BAY! Why is Satan the antichrist, humans killed him :P Satan only "tempted his thirsty brother with water at the desert" Jesus showed real power by saying "NO WATER WHEN I AM THIRSTY IS BAD FROM MY BROTHER!"

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

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Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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A black guy WALKS out of prison.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

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Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

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The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

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why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

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The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

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a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

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