- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? Colors

What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

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