What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Womens rights.

this sentence will not monkey banana pie

What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

Why did god smite the homosex man with all of heavens wrath? For shits and gigs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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