- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you just contradicted yourself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

How did th-A fridge.

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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