Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

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Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

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your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

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how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

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I have a crush on my dad.

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what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

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Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

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A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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yo mamas so fat... she's a map on call of duty

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What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

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what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

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Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

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what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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