Woman.

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whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

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What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

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What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

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Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

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John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

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What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

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Spell: “This word”

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Republicans

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Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

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Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

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How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

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--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

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press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

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whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

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What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

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A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

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Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

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Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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