- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

What's the deal with airline food?

Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

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As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

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