Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

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im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

Men, get on the boat.

Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

Hi Jacob You cool

Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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