How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

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Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

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whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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You know what is not cool? Fire.

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The name "Hunter Barksdale".

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whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

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What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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What time is it? Refrigerator

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

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Drunk irish man

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

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What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

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Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

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What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

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Snooki

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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