- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

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How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

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