- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

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Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

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