- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

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a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

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