Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

Spell: “This word”

whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

Republicans

Woman.

I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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