Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

A ginger was with his friends

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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