A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

I saw a poor man named rich

What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

John Stamos.

Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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