roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

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how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

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Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

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Jersey Shore

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Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

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How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

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Pickles

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How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

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What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

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Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

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what time is it? 3:16

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Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

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What's black and white and red all over? Colors

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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poo

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R.I.P. Steve Jobs

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Anti Joke

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