Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

This is an anti-joke.

If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

I saw a poor man named rich

What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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